Hahaha, I wrote the reply for the review above you before I even read this one.
I mean.
UR GAY

pposedly the first
preparatory measure taken against the future possibility of reduced nuclear
defense capability. An NMD technology leak to other nations would make that
contingency likely. But if this theory is correct, it means that there was a
calculated intent to cash in on this opportunity by specific interests within
the military-industrial complex. We are here today to flush out and rid our
country of corrupt sources. That is our mission and you will bear that in
mind. George Sears surrendered his presidency in the aftermath of Shadow
Moses. The official reason given did not, of course, include the development
of Metal Gear REX and next-generation nuclear warheads. But even you will have
heard rumors that he was forced to resign after a failed cover up cost him
his influence in the political community. This Metal Gear RAY is a prototype
designed to be operated by an onboard pilot. In its final form, RAY will be
unmanned, driven by tele-existence and an autonomous control system. The
importance of next-generation technology such as C4ISR and RMA in battle
situation has been discussed time and again, but RAY is the first to deploy it
so fully.

With RAY's completion, the Marine Corps will lead the way for a new age of
military tactics.

We will proceed out of New York Harbor and conduct top-secret field testing of
RAY. Shadow Moses has turned the public opinion against weapons development
and this training needs to stay convert. We cannot risk jeopardizing the
program on the eve of its completion. The disguised oil tanker is a part of
our cover. RAY is well worth all these precautions. Trust me. It is an
undeniable fact that there is a force at work in our government and within
the military, seeking to control national affairs to suit its own interests.
Metal Gear RAY bears the burden of confronting this party, thwarting their
plans and guiding this nation back to its original path. This exercise is but
a first step towards that goal - the future of the country rests with you
tonight.

The brain drain of nuclear specialists and the black market trade in weapons-
grade plutonium has been fueling a cottage industry in nuclear weapons since
late last century. Add Metal Gear to the mix and the result is the new
proliferation you see the world over. We once lived in the shadow of the
doomsday machine. This Metal Gear RAY can bring other Metal Gears under
control and ensure that we never know that fear again. And we, the Marines,
will be the guardians of this peace. This new model of Metal Gear is codenamed
RAY, after the great Manta Ray. Our RAY has a sting that nature never gave
the Manta. With this latest Metal Gear, we can rule the sea and land as we
never have before.

The proliferation and development of Metal Gear technology are about to render
agreements like the NPT and START obsolete. There are also forces at work
trying to exploit this disturbing trend their own power and influence. The
human race is about to slide back into the endless arms race of that last
century and we cannot afford to play that Russian Roulette again. The Metal
Gear RAY you see is here to prevent that possibility.

We the Marines will lead the charge into a new world order with Metal Gear
RAY. That is all dismissed.

OOH!!! THANKS FOR THAT!!! FEED THE EGO!!

Yes that was my voice, but that wasn't one of my best recordings.

I know! If your know so much about Shadow, then why don't you know anything about Sonic! I don't care if my story isn't perfectly accurate, a TRUE Sonic fan would do what he feels like doing! At least, that's what Sonic would do ;)

PS. I'm talking to theshadow9, not you TheSkyTiger. Sry for not saying all that in the review I gave him.

Yeah I know. But sorry. Pikaclock probably won't feature in my next submission.